Babies are masters of deceit 1. They think windows are a great source of vitamins and minerals: 2. They think life is just one big slip 'n' slide: 3. They're always a threat to themselves: 4. Don't even think about trying to help them, it'll just end in disaster: 5. They have no idea how slides work: 9. They are constantly risking life and limb around wild animals: 10. And don't even get me started on babies and hoses: 11. They're always looking to take shortcuts in life: 12. They can apparently see things that we cannot: 13. In fact, even when they go through tunnels it looks like they're entering another dimension: WHAT DO YOU SEE THAT WE DON'T SEE, BABY?! WHAT DO YOU SEE!!!! 14. They are convinced that you can catch things with your face: 15. They're constantly unsure about everything: 16. They are master hackers: 17. And they're masters of disguise: 18. They're constantly rejecting your affection: 19. But always accepting your food: 20. They think the smell of Dad Feet would make a great scented candle: 21. Plus, can you really trust something that reacts to lemons like this? |
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