Tuesday, 8 April 2014
Saturday, 29 March 2014
Argument With A WOMAN ...
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Wednesday, 26 March 2014
Sunsets around the World
The sun never actually goes down, it just goes to visit another place. So why don't we take a round-the-clock tour with our sun, going from sunset to sunset. Starting with 00:00 GMT, we see our first sunset in Mexico, and finish with our last sunset in New York. No matter where our sun chooses to set, it's always a beautiful sight. |
Never make a women cry...
Never make a woman cry...!
There is nothing more expensive than a female tear
When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with 'Loreal' eyeliner (Rs.650) & 'Dior' mascara (Rs.2500)...
Then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with 'D&G' blusher (Rs.2500)...&
finally when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with 'Maybelline' lipstick (Rs.350)...
This means that a single drop is ruining Rs.6000
Pls don't make them cry guys... It would b difficult to afford it .....!
Issued in public interest !
Monday, 17 March 2014
Sunday, 16 March 2014
Definitions
Definitions
A place where Parents pay and children play
Life Insurance
Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
Divorce
Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.
Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Dictionary
Dictionary
A place where success comes before work
Conference Room
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Father
Father
A banker provided by nature
Criminal
Criminal
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught
DOCTOR
DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic
Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life..
Yawn
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions..
Philosopher
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise
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